So I've been dating this girl.  Right away she started calling me like three times a day.  (literally)  After a week or so I told her she was stressing me out and needed to stop doing that.  Now she is all up on me about sleeping over at her house.  Why do I have to do that?  I don't want to.  Her house is way too reminisent of a dorm room.  I hate dorms.  And she seems very hurt that I don't invite her to sleep at my house either.  When I ask her why it is such a big deal, she says, "I just think that when you see someone sleep it tells you so much about them."  Umm, maybe I don't want her to know so much about me? Also now she has taken to still calling me three times a day but not leaving a message and then texting me right afterwards.  blech. How could such a super butch be so needy?  It's driving up the wall!  Am I being unreasonable?  Why am I so uncomfortable?

oh!  Also, we are having a party at my house and I feel incredibly stressed out because she has mentioned at least ten times that it is a big deal that she will be meeting my friends.  UGH.  Stressed out is the opposite of having a party actually.  And I said she will mostly just be meeting my roommate's friends but it didn't seem to make things any lighter.  And as a result, I'm not inviting everyone I want to, because i think it will get complicated if she meets certain people.

Yuck.  she texts me things like, "ur the highlight of my day baby"  Umm, how can one be expected to fall for someone who could use the word "ur?!"  I might throw up.  I might just go ahead and throw up if I ever get a text like that again. Right away.  Even if I'm eating dinner.  Of course who gets a chance to eat dinner when one is getting three phone calls and three texts a day?  EWWW.  And why do i now feel like I need to break up with her or something, and I haven't even decided that she is my girlfriend?

I had a dream the other night that we had a baby together.  (i guess this is my subconcious mind thinking of the most committed/connected to a person you can be)  Thank g-d she's not getting me pregnant.

Meanwhile, my brother tells me that my mother has been going on J-date this Jewish dating site and looking up men in my area.  Great.  So while I am not super interested in this relationship, isn't it nice to know that my mother doesn't take me seriously at all?

Ok back to work.