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Nov. 12th, 2006

  • 5:39 AM

A section of the comic Ayo and I are making:

(Pluto reaches for a lightbulb and can't reach.  She looks around and then tries to avoid eye contact with a suave guy.  He comes over and helps her out.  He smiles like the big bad wolf.)

Pluto:  Thanks.  (She starts to walk away)

Creep:  Hey so where ya from?  What're ya gonna be when you grow up? Do you like to do stuff?  Did I mention I have a car?  A job?  I'm about to move out of my parent's house?

Pluto:  Thanks, I gotta go.

Creep:  Where?

Pluto: (pauses to think) Well, I'm gonna miss the train?

Creep:  Long Island Railroad?

Pluto:  No, just the subway.

Creep:  You take a specific train?

Pluto:  (Pause)  Um, yeah.

(Creep walks away but not before muttering.)

Creep:  Bitch.

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